The Family Jewels[2003]
This subtitled bit of naughtiness boasts a delicious cast of Euro hunks guaranteed to put a throb in your family jewels.
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
Movie: The Family Jewels
Top 10 Billed Cast
Credited as Giovanni Floretto
Credited as Daniel Halasz
Credited as Lajos Bekefi
Credited as Attila Hun
Credited as Gabor Hunter
Credited as Dom Comillo
Credited as Peter Balogh
Credited as Adam Longo
Top Movie Cast(11)
Rafael Carreras
Ted Colunga
Credited as Giovanni Floretto
Matt Bird
Credited as Daniel Halasz
Samuel Galamb
Credited as Lajos Bekefi
Adam Gosett
Credited as Attila Hun
Matthew Sakk
Credited as Gabor Hunter
Thomas Jeno
Credited as Dom Comillo
Miguel Sabroso
Credited as Peter Balogh
August Habarcs
Credited as Adam Longo
Isvan
Credited as Peter Bizanci
Top Movie Crew(10)
Roland Dane
Director
Roland Dane
Writer
Roland Dane
Producer
Adam Gosett
Production Manager
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