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The Family Jewels[2003]
Status: Released
Date: 2003-04-01
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Time: 1h 27m
This subtitled bit of naughtiness boasts a delicious cast of Euro hunks guaranteed to put a throb in your family jewels.
Overview:
In The Family Jewels, written, produced and directed by sexy Roland Dane of in-front-of-the-camera fame, STUDIO 2000 breaks open the stash and unleash a bevy of big studs--and we ain't talkin' about earrings! Every man loves the feel of a hand on his family jewels, but when he feels his prize possession is threatened, there's hell to pay. They may not be glass cutters, but these dudes' rods are definitely hard enough to drill deep.
Languages: English, Hungarian.
Countries:
Hungary
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Movie: The Family Jewels
Top 10 Billed Cast
Rafael Carreras
Ted Colunga
Matt Bird
Samuel Galamb
Adam Gosett
Matthew Sakk
Thomas Jeno
Miguel Sabroso
August Habarcs
Top Movie Cast(11)
Rafael Carreras
Ted Colunga
Matt Bird
Samuel Galamb
Adam Gosett
Matthew Sakk
Thomas Jeno
Miguel Sabroso
August Habarcs
Isvan
Top Movie Crew(10)
Roland Dane
Director
Roland Dane
Writer
Roland Dane
Producer
Adam Gosett
Production Manager
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