
Jason Hates Selfies(2016)
A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.
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A man playing with his phone painfully learns that the legendary serial killer Jason Voorhees can't stand the urgency of social media.
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2016-11-19
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