Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea(2024)
A domineering landlady uses a bizarre crisis to tighten her grip on an apartment building’s tenants. As paranoia spreads, their behavior becomes increasingly erratic and grotesque, turning the building into a darkly comic pressure cooker of control, discomfort, and escalating absurdity.
Movie: Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea
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Rosie Perkins
Liz Topham-Myrtle
Kate Myrtle
Sheriff Hunting
Martin
Gary
Tank
Howie Stumpp
Willy Christensen
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