
Every Time We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes(2022)
Come on. The title says it all.
Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb.
Movie: Every Time We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes
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Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb.
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2022-09-11
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6.5
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Come on. The title says it all.
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