Splendor In The Ass[1989]
Something hot is happening at the Vanderblik's Mansion! Shocking? Perverse? Hell no! It's just part of the naughty shenanigans of the rich and mighty horny! After Sir Ashley and his butler Dudley give the French maid her morning servicing, what to do about son Westley becomes the problem of the day! He's still a virgin! The lusty services of Hortense Harlot fix that immediately! But it seems that Westley's ultimate fantasy is a poke in the poop-chute! Lady Penelope helps grease the wheel of fate... so to speak... and backdoor love conquers all!
Movie: Splendor In The Ass
Top 8 Billed Cast
Kitty the Maid
Hortense Harlott
Precious
Lady Penelope
The Dream Girl
Westley
Dudley
Lord Ashley
Top Movie Cast(8)
Carla Ferrari
Kitty the Maid
Nina Hartley
Hortense Harlott
Rachel Ryan
Precious
Sharon Kane
Lady Penelope
Stacy Lords
The Dream Girl
Peter North
Westley
Randy Spears
Dudley
Tom Byron
Lord Ashley
Top Movie Crew(13)
Gerard Damiano
Director
Gerard Damiano
Writer
Gerard Damiano
Producer
Gerard Damiano
Editor
Sharon Kane
Wardrobe Assistant
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