Take My Wife[2005]
"From this day forward, I thee bed."
Matrimony? Yes. Holy? Hardly. When a small town crooner gets stranded in a rural town, all the country wannabes vie for his attention. Turns out the only way they can get to his mic is through his pants. And especially if they're married. To someone else. Paul Thomas presents Take My Wife, a story about the gland old opry, where the nuts aren't on Minnie Pearl's hat, they're banging against Nickki Hunter's chin! And the only waylon going on is the wailin' from the girls getting hammered backstage! Take my wife. Please.
Movie: Take My Wife
Top 7 Billed Cast
Top Movie Cast(7)
Brooke Banner
Dani Woodward
Nina Mercedez
Nicki Hunter
Justin Magnum
Nick Jacobs
Nick Manning
Top Movie Crew(1)
Paul Thomas
Director
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