
My Adopted Russian Daughters[2013]
Who knew when I adopted these just turned 18 old girls from Russia, that they would become the biggest whores in the free world. I'm sorry, they may be my daughters now, but I have no control over them. If I'd let them, they would have anal sex with everyone in the room, including me!
Movie: My Adopted Russian Daughters
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