Movie: Life’s a Bitch

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Rob Ostlere
Rob Ostlere

Bradley

Lauren Drummond
Lauren Drummond

Monica

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    Bradley is a loner. After numerous, failed, suicidal attempts, he hires a Hit Man on the Internet. Celebrating his last night on Earth, Bradley goes drinking and meets the beautiful Monica. They share a few hours together and agree to meet up again the following night. Problem is, Bradley already has a date... with the Hit Man!

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    2013-01-01

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    Life’s a bitch and then you die. Hopefully...

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