
A gaggle of inebriated co-eds hatch an ill-conceived plan to resurrect a couple of ancient vampires, but drunk magic is imperfect magic, and the ritual doesn't go as planned, causing the vampires to arrive in 20th-century America with a few problems. Nevertheless, the evil duo embark on a quest to take a virgin bride and unleash hell on Earth, all while fighting against a third-rate band of heroes. Mix a really awful movie with a quick-witted comedy team, and you get something akin to a live version of the popular movie-riffing show "Mystery Science Theater 3000." In the case of the abysmal B movie "Blood Orgy of the Damned," comics from Mesa's National Comedy Theatre aren't just making fun of the film as it plays on the big screen - they're providing 100 percent of the sound, live.

A gaggle of inebriated co-eds hatch an ill-conceived plan to resurrect a couple of ancient vampires, but drunk magic is imperfect magic, and the ritual doesn't go as planned, causing the vampires to arrive in 20th-century America with a few problems. Nevertheless, the evil duo embark on a quest to take a virgin bride and unleash hell on Earth, all while fighting against a third-rate band of heroes. Mix a really awful movie with a quick-witted comedy team, and you get something akin to a live version of the popular movie-riffing show "Mystery Science Theater 3000." In the case of the abysmal B movie "Blood Orgy of the Damned," comics from Mesa's National Comedy Theatre aren't just making fun of the film as it plays on the big screen - they're providing 100 percent of the sound, live.
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6.4After three years of therapy Charley Brewster, now a college student, is convinced that Jerry Dandridge was a serial killer posing as a vampire. But when Regine, a mysterious actress and her entourage move into Peter Vincent's apartment block, the nightmare starts again - and this time it's personal!
6.3The Cavalcade of Perversion, a traveling freak show, acts as a front for Divine, who is out for blood after discovering her lover's affair.
6.2Angela, the hostess from hell, summons her army of teen demons when teenagers from St. Rita's High School decide to party at the haunted Hull House on Halloween.
6.5Hazel runs a beauty salon out of her house, but makes extra money by providing ruthless women the oppurtunity to perform hit jobs. L.T. is a parasite, and contacts Hazel looking for work after he runs out of money. She is reluctant to use him for a hit, since she prefers using women, but decides to try him on a trial basis. Meanwhile, the cop she pays off wants an arrest to make it look like he's doing his job, but Hazel doesn't want to sacrifice any of her "associates". The sleazy side of life is explored in this delightfully dark and deadpan film.
6.6Teenage friends must resist the spell of an evil showman staging a house of horrors show in their small town.
5.9Anthropologist Joe Weber takes his son on a trip to the New England town of Salem's Lot, unaware of its vampire population. When the inhabitants reveal their secret, they seek Weber to write a bible for them.
5.9Four friends get together for a nostalgic evening of fun and games after a decade of absence, which takes a dark turn.
5.9A mousy librarian inherits her father's beloved but failing old movie house. In order to save the family business, she discovers her inner serial killer — and a legion of rabid gore fans — when she starts turning out a series of grisly shorts. What her fans don't realize yet is that the murders in the movies are all too real…
6.0Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.
6.2When their car breaks down, a couple on the run headed southbound for a fresh start in the Sunshine State break into a nearby house looking for a new set of wheels. What they find instead is a dark secret, and a sweet-as-pie pair of homeowners who will do anything to keep it from getting out.
5.8A vampire attacks a horror author on the street and then invites him to a nearby club as a gesture of gratitude, which turns out to be a meeting place for assorted creatures of the night. The vampire then regales him with three stories, each interspersed with musical performances at the club.
6.9Five grisly tales from a 1950s-style comic, including a murdered father rising from beyond, a bizarre meteor, a vengeful husband, a mysterious crate's occupant, and a plague of cockroaches.
6.6When an upwardly mobile couple find themselves unemployed and in debt, they turn to armed robbery in desperation.
6.0A low-budget film crew working in New York City find themselves being preyed upon by a sexually conflicted serial killer.
5.9Michael is a young boy living in a typical 1950s suburbanite home... except for his bizarre and horrific nightmares, and continued unease around his parents. Young Michael begins to suspect his parents are cooking more than just hamburgers on the grill outside, but has trouble explaining his fears to his new-found friend Sheila, or the school's social worker.
8.1Dave Chappelle returns for a stand-up to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more.
6.2When partygoers at a deserted funeral home decide to have a séance on Halloween night, they awaken something evil with a thirst for blood.
6.0Rivalries, dark secrets, and sexual tension emerge when three best friends find themselves stranded on a yacht in the middle of the ocean under suspicious circumstances.
5.8Ray is a fledgling entrepreneur who specializes in high-end simulated abductions. He jumps at the chance when a mysterious client contracts him for a weekend kidnapping with a handsome payday at the end. But the job isn't all that it seems.