Porked![1986]
The sexual antics of cult leader Sunnumu Guru as he tries to bed some of his lovely followers. Several things get in the way of his carnal pleasures, the first being his vow of celibacy, the second being his two painfully beautiful high priestesses, who are determined to keep the guru pure. One day, the guru has a visitor, a mysterious young lady who is selling an exotic perfume that turns anyone on who smells it! Armed with his powerful sexual stimulant, Sunnumu Guru decides to have some fun with a few of his gorgeous followers. He even goes as far as having both of his hot-looking priestesses! The guru never had it so good!
Movie: Porked!
Top 8 Billed Cast
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Damien Cashmere
Jeanna Fine
Ron Jeremy
Michael Knight
Frank Serrone
Lotta Topp
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Joseph W. Sarno
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