Rare Exports Inc.(2003)
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An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.
Movie: Rare Exports Inc.
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Marker
Sniper
Tracker
Narrator (voice)
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