Officers Mess[2014]
Some boys join the army to fight for their country; others just want the chance to get out and see the world. But for this bunch of horny fuckers theres only one real reason why life in khaki should ever appeal, namely the opportunity to get close and intimate with hot guys and their hard dicks! Orlando White, Paul Walker and STAXUS exclusive, Jaxon Radoc, lead an all-star cast of cock-lovin, gun-touting dudes, who just cant wait to make love not war! Prepare for a whole array of military discharges that will blow your mind and your wad!
Movie: Officers Mess
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Tommy Lee
Billy Rubens
Paul Walker
Orlando White
Sven Laarson
Jaxon Radoc
Chris Hollander
Alex Silvers
Will Sims
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