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Liquid A$$ets[1982]
Status: Released
Date: 1982-01-06
68%
8 Votes
Time: 1h 23m
Put your mouth where your money is!
Overview:
Mr. Cashbox has a money problem… He’s got too much of it and runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill. On the advice of his tax lawyer, he decides to fund a sure-to-flop play titled ‘Piece & War;’ the dream project of narcissistic director Stan Slavsky, in the hope of being able to use its failings to get a tax write off. But soon, Cashbox realizes that he might be in over his head, as Broadway starlet Tootsie Lamarr wants in on the production and stable girl turned hopeful starlet, Suzy, catches the romantic eye of the smug Slavsky…
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
Sendy Film Corporation
Movie: Liquid A$$ets
Top 10 Billed Cast
Samantha Fox
Billie
Veronica Hart
Tootsie Lamarr
Sandy Gazelle
Suzy
Bobby Astyr
Mr. Cashbox
Rod Pierce
Stan Slavsky
Lisa Be
Rita
Sharon Kane
Bessie
Tiffany Clark
Miss Slimtitz
Fred J. Lincoln
Judge Hangman
Michael Bruce
Top Movie Cast(14)
Samantha Fox
Billie
Veronica Hart
Tootsie Lamarr
Sandy Gazelle
Suzy
Bobby Astyr
Mr. Cashbox
Rod Pierce
Stan Slavsky
Lisa Be
Rita
Sharon Kane
Bessie
Tiffany Clark
Miss Slimtitz
Fred J. Lincoln
Judge Hangman
Michael Bruce
R. Allen Leider
Rasputin
Robert Kerman
Lawyer Quim
Ron Jeremy
Lawyer Fillpots
Roberta Findlay
Woman Who Gets Flashed by Quim (uncredited)
Top Movie Crew(12)
R. Allen Leider
Writer
Roberta Findlay
Writer
Roberta Findlay
Director of Photography
Roberta Findlay
Director
Roberta Findlay
Producer
Roberta Findlay
Editor
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