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Dallas: A XXX Parody[2016]
Status: Released
Date: 2016-09-19
40%
1 Votes
Time: 2h 9m
Overview:
America's most loved (and hated) television family is back - this time in triple-X glory! This horny homage follows the carnality and corruption of the infamous Ewing oil dynasty. From J.R.'s evil antics to Sue Ellen's over-the-top drama to Lucy's constant craving for cock... all your favorites are back and in on the action!
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Dallas: A XXX Parody
Top 10 Billed Cast
Eric Masterson
J.R. Ewing
Alexis Ford
Lucy Ewing
Bobbi Starr
Sue Ellen Ewing
Brooklyn Lee
Kristen Ewing
India Summer
Pam Ewing
James Deen
Bobby Ewing
Herschel Savage
Jock Ewing
Bill Bailey
Ray
Steve Crest
Jordan
Ryan McLane
Professor
Top Movie Cast(11)
Eric Masterson
J.R. Ewing
Alexis Ford
Lucy Ewing
Bobbi Starr
Sue Ellen Ewing
Brooklyn Lee
Kristen Ewing
India Summer
Pam Ewing
James Deen
Bobby Ewing
Herschel Savage
Jock Ewing
Bill Bailey
Ray
Steve Crest
Jordan
Ryan McLane
Professor
Michael Vegas
Cowboy
Top Movie Crew(7)
Andre Madness
Director
David Lord
Producer
Andre Madness
Producer
Andre Madness
Camera Operator
Barrett Blade
Camera Operator
Stills by Alan
Still Photographer
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