
Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off(1996)
This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.
Movie: Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off
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