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Rifftrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians(2013)
Status: Released
Date: 2013-12-05
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Time: 1h 47m
Overview:
The nasty Martian villain Voldar (his face is coated in green oil and he has a huge mustache, therefore he’s evil) captures two Earth children, Billy and Betty, who don’t hold out for even a minute but rat out our fattest, jolliest elf without a struggle. Voldar takes Santa and the children prisoner and heads off for Mars. Only the bravery of Billy and Betty and the bumbling of a stowaway and “the laziest man on Mars”, Droppo, can foil Voldar’s evil plans! Throw into the mix Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named Snoopy, a horrific life size Jack in the Box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and you’ve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies:
RiffTrax
Jalor Productions
Movie: Rifftrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Top 3 Billed Cast
Michael J. Nelson
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Kevin Murphy
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Bill Corbett
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