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Hard as Wood[2005]
Status: Released
Date: 2005-11-02
75%
1 Votes
Time: 2h 36m
Overview:
Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Monster Bang
Movie: Hard as Wood
Top 9 Billed Cast
Chuck DiRocco
Colin West
François Sagat
Joey Russo
Michael Brandon
Mike Power
Nick Piston
Rafael Alencar
Sean Harris
Top Movie Cast(9)
Chuck DiRocco
Colin West
François Sagat
Joey Russo
Michael Brandon
Mike Power
Nick Piston
Rafael Alencar
Sean Harris
Top Movie Crew(8)
Michael Brandon
Producer
Chris Ward
Producer
Michael Brandon
Director
J.D. Slater
Original Music Composer
Chris Ward
Director
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