The Machine(2023)
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Movie: The Machine
Top 10 Billed Cast
Bert Kreischer
Albert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer (young)
LeeAnn
Igor
Idina
Sponge
Alexei
Sasha
Ashley
Video Trailer The Machine
Video: Official Red Band Trailer
Official Red Band Trailer
Teaser Trailer
The Machine - Official Red Band Trailer (2023) Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill
Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro
Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill
Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme
Extended Preview
Farewell From Bert
Introducing the Machine
Not a Documentary
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