Movie: Der Schlangemann
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Woman (voice)
Schlangemann

Der Schlangemann
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Overview
A fake commercial in pseudo-German about a toy called Schlangemann, a Ken doll with an interchangeable penis in three sizes: normal, large, and gigantic.
Release Date
2001-01-26
Average
3.667
Rating:
1.8 startsTagline
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