

We Are Not Lame Ducks(1988)
Now the summer holidays have finally arrived. Marco (Tobias Blume) and Tobi (René Hahn) have forged ahead many plans, which are from their point of view, the entire eight weeks vacation according to varied and form under boys. But then comes the "bad" news: Marco should drive for a time in a summer camp in the Erzgebirge. What about the beautiful plans of the two?

Movie: We Are Not Lame Ducks
Top 4 Billed Cast
Marco Wirbel
Tobias Heidel
Kräuter-Emil

Wir Sind Doch Keine Lahmen Enten
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Now the summer holidays have finally arrived. Marco (Tobias Blume) and Tobi (René Hahn) have forged ahead many plans, which are from their point of view, the entire eight weeks vacation according to varied and form under boys. But then comes the "bad" news: Marco should drive for a time in a summer camp in the Erzgebirge. What about the beautiful plans of the two?
Release Date
1988-10-18
Average
7
Rating:
3.5 startsTagline
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Deutsch
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