

They Make You Grow a Beard(2017)
A young father must fight to save his son, when he finds out that his friends are being replaced by people with beards. An absurdist horror, the film looks satirically at the changing nature of the modern man.
Movie: They Make You Grow a Beard
Top 5 Billed Cast
Michael
Paul
Lead Beard
Scott
Alley Beard
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