
Kwoon(2004)
Bad Acting Good Kung Fu
A head-spinning spoof from the get-go, Kwoon was a big hit on the Internet. Now, you can witness the pure digital video magic of nonstop action, sidesplitting guffaws and titanically bad acting in one of the few truly offbeat entertainment experiences this country has ever produced. Kwoon is sure to make you feel better about yourself … in comparison, that is!
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A head-spinning spoof from the get-go, Kwoon was a big hit on the Internet. Now, you can witness the pure digital video magic of nonstop action, sidesplitting guffaws and titanically bad acting in one of the few truly offbeat entertainment experiences this country has ever produced. Kwoon is sure to make you feel better about yourself … in comparison, that is!
Release Date
2004-02-10
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4
Rating:
2.0 startsTagline
Bad Acting Good Kung Fu
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