I Want To Go To Prison(1998)
After Semyon helps a man commit a crime, he learns the gravity of his actions and decides to go to jail. But he chooses to get imprisoned in the Netherlands to get some comfort.
Movie: I Want To Go To Prison
Top 10 Billed Cast
Семен Лямкин
Мария (жена Лямкина)
Мари
Вован (закадычный приятель Лямкина)
Олег Иванович (бизнесмен, грабитель сейфов)
уволенный мастер
Крис (приятель Лямкина в голландской тюрьме)
уволенный мастер (сослуживец Лямкина)
Люда Лямкина
мужик с ведром
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Overview
After Semyon helps a man commit a crime, he learns the gravity of his actions and decides to go to jail. But he chooses to get imprisoned in the Netherlands to get some comfort.
Release Date
1998-12-31
Average
5.845
Rating:
2.9 startsTagline
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Languages:
Pусский
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