Wish I Were a Shark(1999)
Two young hicks from Dalmatian hinterland are coming to Split in order to spend the night and pick local girls. In the meantime, Ive Dumanic, a brewery worker, has just lost his job after accidentally mixing beer with tonic.
Movie: Wish I Were a Shark
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Two young hicks from Dalmatian hinterland are coming to Split in order to spend the night and pick local girls. In the meantime, Ive Dumanic, a brewery worker, has just lost his job after accidentally mixing beer with tonic.
Release Date
1999-11-04
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4.5
Rating:
2.3 startsTagline
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Hrvatski
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