Movie: Barnie's Minor Annoyances

Top 8 Billed Cast

Fabrice Luchini
Fabrice Luchini

Barnie

Nathalie Baye
Nathalie Baye

Lucie

Marie Gillain
Marie Gillain

Margot

Hugo Speer
Hugo Speer

Mark

Serge Hazanavicius
Serge Hazanavicius

Alexandre

Mélanie Bernier
Mélanie Bernier

Cécile

Warren Zavatta
Warren Zavatta

Bo

Thomas Chabrol
Thomas Chabrol

Orient-Express steward

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    Barnie lives in Calais but works in London. Everyday, he takes the Eurostar to go to his office. Although he is married to Lucie, Barnie has two lovers in London: Margot, a young and fresh advertising executive, and Mark, a hot 35 years old auctioneer. Everything could work out fine like that, until Margot, Mark and Lucie separately offer Barnie the same birthday present: a return ticket to Venice on the Orient-Express, and on the same dates. What will Barnie do? Who will he choose to go with? After thinking that going with Lucie could actually save his marriage, problems are not over: Margot and Mark both show up at Barnie and Lucie's house, pretending to be a couple, and asking Barnie for some explanations. Which he obviously can't give...

  • Release Date

    2001-02-21

  • Average

    5.4

  • Rating:

    2.7 starts
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  • Languages:

    Français

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