Don't Get Them Wet!!!![1987]
Sci-Fi Reaches a New Erotic High in This Supernatural, Super-Sensual Fantasy About Sex Toy Transformations
This is a trip you'll never forget. A science-fiction fantasy that dares to explore the heights and depths of man's sex hungry desires. Put yourself in the hero's place, in a sex-aid store. Looking for a sexy gift for his roommates birthday, the storekeeper suggest the ultimate in a high-tech sex toy. A "doll" that talks, f- - ks, and won't become pregnant. But there's a warning, never get her wet, and don't let her eat after midnight. But who can heed such a warning when the "doll" is so beautiful, the sex is so great, and when a climax makes her juicy wet?
Movie: Don't Get Them Wet!!!!
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