The Book That Wrote Itself(2000)
Wanted: Filmmaker to document mad and amusing novel on video. Will pay a small fee.
"Vincent believes he has written the great Irish novel. When publishers turn it down he decides to prove them wrong by turning it into a movie. The film culminates at the Venice film festival, where Vincent pitches George Clooney, Branagh, DeNiro & others what he now believes to be the great Irish film. The Book That Wrote Itself is an eccentric black comedy on the pretensions of art & filmmaking."
Movie: The Book That Wrote Itself
Top 10 Billed Cast
Vincent Macken
Shauna
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