The Gosh-Darned Mortgage(2001)
A movie of perilous predicaments!
Constance is struggling but then suddenly comes into money. Snakebite and Sinestra plan to get rid of Constance to get the money. They place her in a serious of death-traps such as tied to a railroad line. Will Manly save her?
Movie: The Gosh-Darned Mortgage
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Constance Fairheart
Sinestra Snakebite
The Bell Girl
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