Movie: Traditional Family Vampires

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Brian Hinds
Brian Hinds

Father

Christine Louise Marshall
Christine Louise Marshall

Mother

Sarah Lord
Sarah Lord

Daughter

J.D. Merritt
J.D. Merritt

Man

Cole Tucker
Cole Tucker

Himself

Harrison Ankers
Harrison Ankers

LaWanda

John Hickson
John Hickson

The Priest

Mary Lou Bagley
Mary Lou Bagley

Old Woman

Bobby R. Poirier
Bobby R. Poirier

Bar Patron

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    An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

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    2000-06-20

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