Movie: Bert Visscher: Voor Ons Hoeft Het Niet

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Bert Visscher
Bert Visscher

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    A show of a dutch comedian. A chaotic and fun show that makes you laugh. That's Bert Visscher for you.

  • Release Date

    1997-01-01

  • Average

    8

  • Rating:

    4.0 starts
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  • Languages:

    Nederlands

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