The Green Butchers(2003)
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Svend and Bjarne work for a butcher in a small Danish town. Fed up with their boss' arrogance, they decide to start their own butcher shop. After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat. One hasty decision leads to another and soon the business thrives. In the meantime, Bjarne has to deal with his twin brother who has been in coma for years following a gruesome car accident.
Movie: The Green Butchers
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Bjarne / Eigil
Svend
Astrid
Hus Hans
Villumsen
Tina
Holger
Juhl
Beate
Håndværker
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