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Jan Gintberg: Gearet 2 Tænder(2000)
Status: Released
Date: 2000-11-30
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Time: 1h 45m
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“TV is like when male dogs lick their own t*******s - it feels very nice while you're doing it, until you start to wonder what the hell you're actually doing.” Jan Gintberg doesn't hold back when he puts Danes over his knee and humorously highlights all our weaknesses. The stand-up comedian fantasizes about a society where speed and pace are in focus. He mocks the entire nation of whiners who whine because they don't know how to cry. And he kicks the public system that pays for liposuction and facelifts - and those who have surgery in the belief that it will make them happier: “I don't think it's the wrinkles' fault that no one wants to play with you!”
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“TV is like when male dogs lick their own t*******s - it feels very nice while you're doing it, until you start to wonder what the hell you're actually doing.” Jan Gintberg doesn't hold back when he puts Danes over his knee and humorously highlights all our weaknesses. The stand-up comedian fantasizes about a society where speed and pace are in focus. He mocks the entire nation of whiners who whine because they don't know how to cry. And he kicks the public system that pays for liposuction and facelifts - and those who have surgery in the belief that it will make them happier: “I don't think it's the wrinkles' fault that no one wants to play with you!”
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2000-11-30
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