Movie: Offsides

Top 10 Billed Cast

Fernando Fernán Gómez
Fernando Fernán Gómez

Don Aníbal

José Luis López Vázquez
José Luis López Vázquez

Don Anselmo del Castillo

María Asquerino
María Asquerino

Sor María

Luis Escobar
Luis Escobar

Don Alfonso

Gabino Diego
Gabino Diego

Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor

Tomás Zori
Tomás Zori

Don José

Alfonso del Real
Alfonso del Real

Don Juan

Manuel Alexandre
Manuel Alexandre

Don Luis

Eulalia Ramón
Eulalia Ramón

Susana

Tina Sainz
Tina Sainz

Fiscal

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    Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.

  • Release Date

    1991-09-22

  • Average

    5

  • Rating:

    2.5 starts
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  • Languages:

    Español
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