Take Your Bible and Get the Fuck Out of Here!(2023)
A small village in the north of France is plagued by zombies after a meteorite landed. 3 Homeless peoples must fight for there lives and if zombies weren't enough, others peoples coming from VERY far away arrives in town.
Movie: Take Your Bible and Get the Fuck Out of Here!
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A small village in the north of France is plagued by zombies after a meteorite landed. 3 Homeless peoples must fight for there lives and if zombies weren't enough, others peoples coming from VERY far away arrives in town.
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2023-05-20
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