
Jorge loves his father. His father loves a chicken. Jorge doesn't like the chicken and wants to put it in a chicken coop. Before he can build this chicken coop, Jorge has to obtain a building permit. It's difficult to get one when your garden is in Flanders and you don't speak Flemish.


Jorge loves his father. His father loves a chicken. Jorge doesn't like the chicken and wants to put it in a chicken coop. Before he can build this chicken coop, Jorge has to obtain a building permit. It's difficult to get one when your garden is in Flanders and you don't speak Flemish.
2013-09-29
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