This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody[2009]
When you can fuck forever, you can fuck everybody
When You Can Fuck Forever, You Can Fuck Everybody. Their uncontrollable and forbidden romance is threatened by their disapproving friends, family and a pack of blood thirsty vampires that are only after her irresistible human blood. This is an erotic and passionate love story between a gorgeous, sexy mortal woman... and a vampire.
Movie: This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody
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Jenna Haze
Audrey Hollander
Phyllisha Anne
Lyla Storm
Chris Johnson
Steve Crest
Talon
Otto Bauer
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