This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody[2009]
When you can fuck forever, you can fuck everybody
When You Can Fuck Forever, You Can Fuck Everybody. Their uncontrollable and forbidden romance is threatened by their disapproving friends, family and a pack of blood thirsty vampires that are only after her irresistible human blood. This is an erotic and passionate love story between a gorgeous, sexy mortal woman... and a vampire.
Movie: This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody
Top 9 Billed Cast
Bella
Victoria
Esme
Alice
Edward
Carlisle
Jasper
James
Laurent
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Jenna Haze
Bella
Audrey Hollander
Victoria
Phyllisha Anne
Esme
Lyla Storm
Alice
Chris Johnson
Edward
Steve Crest
Carlisle
Talon
Jasper
Otto Bauer
James
Dick James
Laurent
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