Wulffmortenthaler: Alle er 100% Assholes!(2005)
Mit navn er Dolph. Jeg er flodhest og jægersoldat/ninja. Denne film indeholder en mængde herlig propaganda, hvor jeg udspreder budskabet om fremtidens samfund, hvor alle svage mennesker er elimineret, og kun eliten hersker. Der er tale om typer som den sublimt blege Helmuth Lotti og hensynsløse dræbermaskiner som Prins Joachim, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal og den største af alle: B.S. Christiansen! Yes sir!
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Mit navn er Dolph. Jeg er flodhest og jægersoldat/ninja. Denne film indeholder en mængde herlig propaganda, hvor jeg udspreder budskabet om fremtidens samfund, hvor alle svage mennesker er elimineret, og kun eliten hersker. Der er tale om typer som den sublimt blege Helmuth Lotti og hensynsløse dræbermaskiner som Prins Joachim, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal og den største af alle: B.S. Christiansen! Yes sir!
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2005-10-31
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