

The Chromium Hook(2000)
Remember those scary stories about "The hook-armed-man" you heard around the campfire when you were in Scouts? This hilarious and detailed "mocudramedy" examines the sordid stories behind the truth of this American urban legend as it unfolds in one small town.
Movie: The Chromium Hook
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Margaret Narkenpie
Wild Johnny Hateras
Cassie Royaltuber
Truck Driver
Howard Lugdrum
Head Loony

The Chromium Hook
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Remember those scary stories about "The hook-armed-man" you heard around the campfire when you were in Scouts? This hilarious and detailed "mocudramedy" examines the sordid stories behind the truth of this American urban legend as it unfolds in one small town.
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2000-05-13
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4.3
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