Storm of Kings XXX Parody[2016]

UFC 213: Romero vs. Whittaker(en)

UFC 213: Romero vs. Whittaker is a mixed martial arts event produced by the Ultimate Fighting Championship held on July 8, 2017 at T-Mobile Arena in Paradise, Nevada, part of the Las Vegas metropolitan area.

Negativ(ru)

A photographer during the Soviet-Afghan war becomes obsessed with a mysterious figure that appears in his images every time the person photographed dies.

Work(en)

Unable to move on from a breakup, Gabi, a queer Latina freelance editor, impulsively drops into an old job at an underground lap dance party, where she unexpectedly runs into a friend from her past.

The Shaolin Avengers(zh)

Heroism and romance combine in an action-packed martial arts story. When the Shaolin are betrayed by White-Browed Hermit, hotheaded warrior-hero Fong Sai Yuk vows revenge.

Scooby-Doo! Ghastly Goals(en)

While on vacation in Brazil, Scooby-Doo and the gang encounter a mythical beast at a game of soccer.

Asa(en)

Asa is a film which tries to show the confrontation between the dance of a body, the gesture of filming, editing, and moreover, between the sensitive surface of the film and the texture of skin in light.

Test(es)

Four women are waiting for the blue circle and a possible change of their lives.

Colza(fr)

A young lizard named Clarence steals a precious plane while the whole village is distracted by the greatest concert it has ever seen.

Red(en)

Based on the true story of Louis "Red" Deutsch. A New Jersey bar-owner is plagued with prank phone calls that prompt him to flip into psychotic, profanity-laden rages.

Pennies(en)

The story of Charlotte Brown,a waitress and young single mother who will do anything for her daughter Jenny, and when push comes to shove, she does. With a menacing figure on the other end of the phone and a time limit of two hours,she must raise enough money to ensure that she sees the smiling face of her child again. Charlotte's customers are her only hope. The clock is ticking as we see the desperate young mother dealing with one eccentric customer after the next, displaying her charming vulnerability and inspiring strength through all the chaos. With her feet firmly planted on the ground, Charlotte maintains her focus and attempts to beat the clock and save the day.

La Rue Des Anges(fr)

Paris, June 1994, for hundreds of young people, the tag is a real religion, a way of life. At 17, Rost is at the head of one of the most respected groups of taggers in the capital, the CMP. Clashes with rival gangs are legion, and a few minutes from a new confusion, Rost is far from suspecting that his life will soon take a decisive turn...

Moments: Six(en)

A serial killer and the detective who tracked him down find themselves in an unexpected stalemate.

Happy Birthday!(en)

An unlucky Birthday boy must fight for his life against a masked psychopath.

HGTV: My House Goes Disney(en)

TV Special converting a Disney fan's house into their dream home.

Dune(hu)

Sounds as witnesses. They blurr into memories, half-dreams, it is undecided if they are real or not. A fluctuation between imagination and reality.

Mobile Suit SD Gundam Festival(ja)

The movie is divided into 3 different parts: 1) The Tale of the SD Warring States: World Peace Chapter 2) SD Gundam Sidestory: The Legend of the Holy Machine Soldiers 3) SD Commando War Chronicles: Gundam Force, Super G-Arms, Final Formula VS Noum Gyaza (Source: Myanimelist.net)

Little Martin Returns(sv)

Sture Letterström and Kurre Svensson take on the task of rescuing a secret document during World War II from a group of Swedish Nazis. Since both of them are known by the local Nazis, Sture takes on the role of Miss Märta Letterström, and Kurre also has to make use of his feminine side as well as a dress.

Flesh Gordon(en)

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders(en)

Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again?

Parasite Choon(ko)

'Choon' the heroine with wacky and girly sensibility, lives with her best friend Ga-hee in her boyfriend's house, and is absorbed by three generations which struggles but eventually loses its goal.' Choon' who couldn't shake off her worries about the future, happens to hide in a mansion by chance and plans a meticulous operation with her best friend Ga-hee and boyfriend to be a perfect parasite, but the story of three people who don't know the upcoming storm and their huge price to pay awaits.

I Think It's Clogged(en)

This short film explores the resolution of a plumbing problem through a narrative lens compiled from found footage sourced from pornographic websites.

The Skin Business(en)

The Skin Business, a documentary about America s other favorite pastime, explores how the Internet has cut into the profits of what was once thought to be a recession-proof business, and how directors and producers are gambling on a newly-popular genre of porn: the porn parody. The film shows how the industry takes on some of entertainment s most popular franchises and makes them XXX from Batman and The Addams Family to The Brady Bunch and even animated features like American Dad, there is nothing in mainstream that can t be made fun of in porn!

Mad Maxine(en)

The total rip off version of mad max fury road where a female main character is implemented just for the sake of being a female.

Singles(en)

Corey is recently separated from his wife and living with his grandmother. He is striving to rebuild himself and acclimate to his newly single lifestyle.

A Boy and His Catrina(en)

After losing his grandmother, 10 year old Juan Diego believes that she will come back just in time for Day of The Dead so his older sister uses his imagination to help fulfill his fantasy and take him on a journey of acceptance on what it means to lose a loved one.

The Pickleball Exorcist(en)

Chaos grips a small town when a satanically possessed pickle baller (Mike Hartsfield) goes on a murderous rampage. An exorcist (Chris Lohman), who moonlights as a police offer, is called into action to end this reign of terror. Meanwhile, nothing can stop the deranged pickle baller as he takes his orders from a racquet that might be the embodiment of Satan. Calling on everything from the natural to the supernatural, the exorcist soon realizes he's going to have to literally steel himself against the murderous pickle baller in a battle for the fate of humanity!

The Untransmittable Lily Savage Show(en)

A specially created compilation of unused material from her incredibly successful 1998 BBC series

Non Ci Resta Che Ridere(it)

A group of friends tell each other some jokes that suddenly turn into scenes of life against the backdrop of a surreal and hilarious world.

Smothered by Mothers(en)

A football star loses all of his and his relatives money in a Ponzi scheme and becomes a father with three different women, all at the same time. The Ponzi scheme forces them to all live under one roof, and he has to pull off an elaborate caper in order to get his money back.

Naughty Kitchen God(vi)

After moving out of his parents house and restaurant Minh looks forward to live alone. On his first night in his new apartment he has a strange dream. He wakes up and tries to get a midnight snack, but he finds only cockroaches. The shock knocks him out and afterwards he is chained to a mysterious man, who introduces himself as a kitchen god. Both want to be released from their bond, but it seems that it cannot be broken that easily. Not only their bond will bring Minh into trouble, his situation worsens when gangsters threaten local restaurants.

On a Magical Night(fr)

After 20 years of marriage, Maria decides to leave her husband. She moves into room 212 at the hotel across the street, with a bird’s-eye view of her apartment, her husband and the life she shared with him. While she wonders if she made the right decision, many of the people in her life offer their opinions on the matter. They intend to let her know, whether she likes it or not, on what proves to be a life-changing evening.

Mazlum Kuzey & Kuddusi 2: La! Kasada Para Var!(tr)

The Blazing Cannons(ru)

A serial killer has the city in a murderous grip of fear. Assigned to the case are Saxon and Steel, and although they have an unhealthy obsession with cop shows of the 70's they also have a reputation for 'coming down hard on the bad boys'.

Abbase Sultan(tr)

The story of Abbase Sultan, who ruled the country in the Abbasid Caliph.

I'll Fix It(en)

A power-broker ward-heeler, Bill Grimes, wields more power than the elected politicians and has no problem in getting matters-of-the-city handled in which ever way is best for his needs. But when he tries to fix his adored kid brother's place on the school football team, he meets his match in school-teacher Anne Barry.