The Illustrated Family Doctor(2005)
Gary Kelp (Samuel Johnson) is losing the plot. As he edits a medical journal called The Illustrated Family Doctor, his life and his body seem to be falling apart. A black comedy about coping with the modern world, based on the novel by David Snell.
Movie: The Illustrated Family Doctor
Top 10 Billed Cast
Gary Kelp
Ray Gill
Christine
Carol Kelp
Jennifer
Bob Boundary
Snapper Thompson
Carl Lucas
Adrian Kelp
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Gary Kelp (Samuel Johnson) is losing the plot. As he edits a medical journal called The Illustrated Family Doctor, his life and his body seem to be falling apart. A black comedy about coping with the modern world, based on the novel by David Snell.
Release Date
2005-03-03
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6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
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