The Career of Nikos Dyzma(2002)
Nikos is a master of funeral ceremonies (that's undertaker to you and me) who doesn't expect much from life. After drunkenly insulting a diplomat at a party, weird things begin to happen for Nikos. The news that a mysterious stranger offended the hated Deputy Prime Minister galvanizes the political elite assembled at the banquet, and a rumor that Nikos can take care of anything spreads like wildfire, making him an idol of the masses.
Movie: The Career of Nikos Dyzma
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Nikodem "Nikoś" Dyzma
Jadzia
Roman Kiliński
Anna Walewska
pielęgniarka
Jan Maria Jaszuński
Kropiel
Graczyk
premier
Frania
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Nikos is a master of funeral ceremonies (that's undertaker to you and me) who doesn't expect much from life. After drunkenly insulting a diplomat at a party, weird things begin to happen for Nikos. The news that a mysterious stranger offended the hated Deputy Prime Minister galvanizes the political elite assembled at the banquet, and a rumor that Nikos can take care of anything spreads like wildfire, making him an idol of the masses.
Release Date
2002-03-15
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6.1
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