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Paul and Pauline Calf's Cheese and Ham Sandwich(1995)
Recorded live on stage at the Neptune Theatre in Liverpool, Paul and Pauline Calf return to fill us in with what's been happening since their last outing in 1995.
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Cheryl Denton / Paul's Girlfriend
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Recorded live on stage at the Neptune Theatre in Liverpool, Paul and Pauline Calf return to fill us in with what's been happening since their last outing in 1995.
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1995-03-17
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