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The Cruise(1970)
Status: Released
Date: 1970-10-19
70%
73 Votes
Time: 1h 5m
Overview:
A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.
Languages: Polish.
Countries:
Poland
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: The Cruise
Top 10 Billed Cast
Stanisław Tym
KO Instructor
Jolanta Lothe
Young Girl
Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe
Mamoniowa
Jerzy Dobrowolski
Instructor's Friend
Andrzej Dobosz
Philosopher
Jan Himilsbach
Sidorowski
Jerzy Karaszkiewicz
Angler
Zdzisław Maklakiewicz
Engineer Mamon
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