Vous ne l'emporterez pas au paradis(1975)
After the death of one of his clients, a Swiss industrialist decides to call his brother to transport the corpse to Switzerland. The journey will not be easy.
Movie: Vous ne l'emporterez pas au paradis
Top 10 Billed Cast
Nicolas
Olivier Galmisch
Pierre
Gina
Nadine
Roger, the night watchman
Georges, the false butler
Micheline, AKA Sandy
Swiss customs officer
Franz, the boss
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After the death of one of his clients, a Swiss industrialist decides to call his brother to transport the corpse to Switzerland. The journey will not be easy.
Release Date
1975-05-13
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3
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Français
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