
Cockles and Muscles(2005)
Crustacés et coquillages is a fresh French comedy film with numerous surprise turnarounds and about the tolerance of a family of four. The family spend an idealistic summer vacation together where each of the family members gets involved in a new or old relationship.

Movie: Cockles and Muscles
Top 10 Billed Cast
Michaël
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