
Killer Kleavage from Outer Space[2015]
The inhabitants of Planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis - a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola's impending doom Captain Sherdian knew she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission. Why Jessie? ...Well, because she likes dick a lot.

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