The Jizz Mopper is a raunchy new comedy that oozes with laughter, among other things. Director Mike Murphy gives new meaning to bathroom humor, politics and religion as this side-splitting comedy goes where no comedy has gone before, literally.
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Cell Phone Guy
Harry Johnson
Priest
Auto Fellator
Store Clerk
The Jizz Mopper is a raunchy new comedy that oozes with laughter, among other things. Director Mike Murphy gives new meaning to bathroom humor, politics and religion as this side-splitting comedy goes where no comedy has gone before, literally.
2004-08-07
10
A comedy dripping with laughter
Two souls lost in a world of modernisation find each other in a moment's need for clarity and appreciation.
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