Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width(1973)
Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.
Movie: Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width
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Manny Cohen
Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly
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