Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht(2005)
Thomas has a problem: the single man has crashed a borrowed Ferrari into the wall without insurance and now needs a lot of money to pay for the damage. When he accidentally runs in front of the convertible of likeable photographer Lisa and ends up in hospital with minor injuries, his chaotic brother Andi has the idea that saves the day: a lawsuit for compensation for pain and suffering! The only unfortunate thing is that Andi forges the certificate for impotence of all things.
Movie: Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht
Top 10 Billed Cast
Thomas Möbius
Lisa Behrwanger
Karin
Hilde Möbius
Andi Möbius
Dsengis
Herr Bayerle
Karl-Heinz Möbius
Mechaniker Enzo d'Eugenio
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Thomas has a problem: the single man has crashed a borrowed Ferrari into the wall without insurance and now needs a lot of money to pay for the damage. When he accidentally runs in front of the convertible of likeable photographer Lisa and ends up in hospital with minor injuries, his chaotic brother Andi has the idea that saves the day: a lawsuit for compensation for pain and suffering! The only unfortunate thing is that Andi forges the certificate for impotence of all things.
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2005-09-15
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