Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes(2014)
Eleven comedic vignettes featuring conversations – some important, some less so – held in restaurants over coffee and cigarettes (how quickly time flies – cigarettes are banned in Russia’s restaurants now). The conversations are candid, and even veer into the territory of murder. In the final credits, the director apologizes to Jim Jarmusch, whose work (in the anthology Coffee and Cigarettes, which Jarmusch shot in pieces over many years) Oldenburg-Svintsov is clearly indebted to. Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes’s kinship with Jarmusch’s film extends to the fact that superstars play tiny roles in almost all of the vignettes.
Movie: Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes
Top 10 Billed Cast
Girl (segment The Constant)
Guy (segment The Constant)
Kerry, Killer (segment 'Tico's Contract')
Restaurant Manager (segment Plumber)
Diane (segment Diane)
Girl (segment La Dolce Vita)
He (segment 'Two, Deux')
Gravedigger (segment Poor Yorick)
Laertes (segment Poor Yorick)
Flora - Professor (segment Flora and Fauna)
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Eleven comedic vignettes featuring conversations – some important, some less so – held in restaurants over coffee and cigarettes (how quickly time flies – cigarettes are banned in Russia’s restaurants now). The conversations are candid, and even veer into the territory of murder. In the final credits, the director apologizes to Jim Jarmusch, whose work (in the anthology Coffee and Cigarettes, which Jarmusch shot in pieces over many years) Oldenburg-Svintsov is clearly indebted to. Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes’s kinship with Jarmusch’s film extends to the fact that superstars play tiny roles in almost all of the vignettes.
Release Date
2014-11-20
Average
4.3
Rating:
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Languages:
Pусский
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